open letter to jerry seinfeld and michael richards of the hit 1990's situational comedy "Seinfeld"
Imagine the classic
Kramer
charging into
Jerry Seinfeld’s
well remembered New York apartment
with more pure kinetic
energy than
we the happy viewers could even
comprehend he
says the unforgettable subdued
“hey”
before the cast
continues their
mundane conversation now
imagine that very same
classic Kramer
and boy wasn’t he a card that Kramer that Michael Richards
on a stage
“The Laugh Factory” they called it
in 2006
rabidly furiously with unparalleled commitment
hurling racial slurs at black members of the audience
demanding they get thrown out
for daring to talk during Kramer’s set
don’t you know he was in THE Seinfeld
you might remember the episode
of the hit 1990's television series Seinfeld where
Kramer the communist mall santa
tries to spread the gospel of communism to the
American proletariat he said
“I have some literature in my car that will blow your mind”
but Michael “Cosmo Kramer” Richards is no comrade of mine
Michael Richards
by the way
has a net worth of 45 million dollars
Jerry Seinfeld though
Jerry Seinfeld is where the real money is at
Jerry Seinfeld the comedian in a car drinking coffee but
you might know him as
the bee from that one movie as
the worst character on Seinfeld as
graduate of Queens College what’s
the deal with
Jerry Seinfeld who has a collection of over 150 cars at least
43 of which were Porsches and
according to Forbes the highest paid comedian
for the fiscal year of 2015 and 2017 Jerry
“dabbled in scientology” Seinfeld Jerry
“net worth of 950 thousand dollars or more” Seinfeld Jerry
“political correctness will destroy comedy” Seinfeld Jerry
“all Chinese people look the same to Americans” Seinfeld Jerry
“dated a high schooler when he was 39 years old” Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld dated a high schooler when he was 39 years old.
Jerry Seinfeld dated
a high schooler
when he was 39 years old.
Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile.
It is not a coincidence that the only people with money
are the ones who deserve it the least.
Kramer
charging into
Jerry Seinfeld’s
well remembered New York apartment
with more pure kinetic
energy than
we the happy viewers could even
comprehend he
says the unforgettable subdued
“hey”
before the cast
continues their
mundane conversation now
imagine that very same
classic Kramer
and boy wasn’t he a card that Kramer that Michael Richards
on a stage
“The Laugh Factory” they called it
in 2006
rabidly furiously with unparalleled commitment
hurling racial slurs at black members of the audience
demanding they get thrown out
for daring to talk during Kramer’s set
don’t you know he was in THE Seinfeld
you might remember the episode
of the hit 1990's television series Seinfeld where
Kramer the communist mall santa
tries to spread the gospel of communism to the
American proletariat he said
“I have some literature in my car that will blow your mind”
but Michael “Cosmo Kramer” Richards is no comrade of mine
Michael Richards
by the way
has a net worth of 45 million dollars
Jerry Seinfeld though
Jerry Seinfeld is where the real money is at
Jerry Seinfeld the comedian in a car drinking coffee but
you might know him as
the bee from that one movie as
the worst character on Seinfeld as
graduate of Queens College what’s
the deal with
Jerry Seinfeld who has a collection of over 150 cars at least
43 of which were Porsches and
according to Forbes the highest paid comedian
for the fiscal year of 2015 and 2017 Jerry
“dabbled in scientology” Seinfeld Jerry
“net worth of 950 thousand dollars or more” Seinfeld Jerry
“political correctness will destroy comedy” Seinfeld Jerry
“all Chinese people look the same to Americans” Seinfeld Jerry
“dated a high schooler when he was 39 years old” Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld dated a high schooler when he was 39 years old.
Jerry Seinfeld dated
a high schooler
when he was 39 years old.
Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile.
It is not a coincidence that the only people with money
are the ones who deserve it the least.
Kerry Lloyd is a creative writing student and communist eating from the garbage in Manchester, New Hampshire.